Monday

Scam-Trader Monkey Jerome Kerviel Loses $7.1B for Societe Generale Thru Loose Compliance?


absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
you MUST become a trader

you will impress all the girls
they will think you are brilliant



absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
promote ALL employees

so long as they wear nice suits
and impress you with their words



absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't monitor employees

let junior clerks bet billions
after all it's only cash



absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't fire errant CEOs

not if they offer to quit
protect the old boy network



absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
always find a scapegoat

deny a conspiracy
always find just one at fault



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USpace


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2 comments:

noahthegreat said...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
promote ALL employees

so long as they wear nice suits
and impress you with their words

I think that one's the best out of the bunch; some work really hard yet aren't seen, while others are really just nothings that look like they do more and then get promoted.

I'm the latter.

I can't comment on your other blog

USpace said...

Noah, thank you for stopping by with the cool comment, and thanks again for letting me know about the other blog's comment settings.

The workplace can be pretty crazy that's true. Now this scam-trader is becoming some kind of a cult hero.

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't go figure

:)